“I Have Feelings and the Membership Metrics to Support Them” Retro Graph Tee

This tee wears like a conversation starter. The compact, vintage-inspired graphic sits over the heart, a wry nod to analytical minds who feel deeply but express it with charts and deadpan humor. The breathable medium-weight cotton and classic crew neck keep you comfortable whether you’re presenting data or decompressing with friends. Subtle distressing in the print gives a lived-in look that ages well, matching the relaxed cut and durable construction. This shirt isn’t shouting; it’s making the exact point it intends, with a wink.

Product features

- 100% cotton solid colors; medium weight (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort

- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar for shape retention and cleaner drape

- DTG + DTF printing for crisp chest graphic, sleeve and inner label detailing

- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and tear-away label for scratch-free wear

- OEKO-TEX® certified, ethically grown US cotton; two-year EU warranty

Care instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Tumble dry: low heat