“I Have Feelings and the Membership Metrics to Support Them” Retro Graph Tee

Soft, boxy, and quietly confident — this tee wears like a conversation starter. The compact, vintage-inspired graphic sits over the heart, a wry nod to analytical minds who feel deeply but express it with charts and deadpan humor. Wear it to meetups, study sessions, or casual office days; it layers easily under jackets or stands alone with lived-in jeans. The breathable medium-weight cotton and classic crew neck keep you comfortable whether you’re presenting data or decompressing with friends. Subtle distressing in the print gives a lived-in look that ages well, matching the relaxed cut and durable construction. This shirt isn’t shouting; it’s making the exact point it intends, with a wink. Product features - 100% cotton solid colors; medium weight (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort - Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar for shape retention and cleaner drape - DTG + DTF printing for crisp chest graphic, sleeve and inner label detailing - Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and tear-away label for scratch-free wear - OEKO-TEX® certified, ethically grown US cotton; two-year EU warranty Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat